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Strange Sculptures thanks to Karen Moore

Strange Sculptures thanks to Karen Moore

Strange Sculptures thanks to Karen Moore

Strange Sculptures thanks to Karen Moore

Strange Sculptures thanks to Karen Moore

Food For Thought in the art world

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump


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