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Strange Sculptures thanks to Karen Moore

Strange Sculptures thanks to Karen Moore

Strange Sculptures thanks to Karen Moore

Strange Sculptures thanks to Karen Moore

Strange Sculptures thanks to Karen Moore

Strange Sculptures thanks to Karen Moore

Food For Thought in the art world

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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