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Straightjacket Fashion

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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