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Rat maze with no entrance, exit or rat

Hint: Read the book shelf as a mirror reflection... “READ YOUR BOOK CASE”

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

No wonder the teacher knows so much - she has the book. - Edgar W Howe

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

When a book and a head come into contact and one of them sounds hollow, is it always the book? - Arthur Schopenhauer

Life is a puzzle, the more you try to resolve it, the more you'll get trapped in it's mystery. - Rahul Singh

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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