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Storage Puzzle

Finding the best place to store your DVDs

Storage Puzzle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Rat maze with no entrance, exit or rat

Hint: Read the book shelf as a mirror reflection... “READ YOUR BOOK CASE”
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Book Jacket: A fable of contents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Every person is a book, each year a chapter. - Mark Twain

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book. - Northrop Frye

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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