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Finding the best place to store your DVDs

Storage Puzzle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Rat maze with no entrance, exit or rat

Hint: Read the book shelf as a mirror reflection... “READ YOUR BOOK CASE”
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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Every person is a book, each year a chapter. - Mark Twain

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally - and often far more - worth reading at the age of fifty and beyond. - C S Lewis

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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