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Rat maze with no entrance, exit or rat

Hint: Read the book shelf as a mirror reflection... “READ YOUR BOOK CASE”
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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. - Charles Mingus

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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