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Storage Puzzle

Finding the best place to store your DVDs

Storage Puzzle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Rat maze with no entrance, exit or rat

Hint: Read the book shelf as a mirror reflection... “READ YOUR BOOK CASE”
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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. - Groucho Marx

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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