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Storage Puzzle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Rat maze with no entrance, exit or rat

Hint: Read the book shelf as a mirror reflection... “READ YOUR BOOK CASE”

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A big book is a big bore. - Callimachus

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once. - C S Lewis

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

One always tends to overpraise a long book, because one has got through it. - E M Forster

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami


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