Storage Bed

And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Fireplace: An office used for discharging people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. - George Lorimer

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. - Graham Greene

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman