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Storage Bed

Working round the clock at home

Storage Bed thanks to Jim Serritella

Turning the bedroom into an office

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Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

The privatesies of the bedroom. - Archie Bunker

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

No civilized person goes to bed the same day he gets up. - Richard H Davis

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. - Unknown

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. - Jimmy Fallon

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. - Graham Greene

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg


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