Storage Bed

And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Post Office: U.S. Snail - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. - Unknown

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. - George Lorimer

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg