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Storage Bed

Working round the clock at home

Storage Bed thanks to Jim Serritella

Turning the bedroom into an office

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Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

The privatesies of the bedroom. - Archie Bunker

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg


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