Storage Bed

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. - Graham Greene

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac