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Storage Bed

Working round the clock at home

Storage Bed thanks to Jim Serritella

Turning the bedroom into an office

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

The privatesies of the bedroom. - Archie Bunker

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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