Storage Bed

And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

The privatesies of the bedroom. - Archie Bunker

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. - Jimmy Fallon

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray