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Stealth Photographer

Canada Geese grow pretty big on the Canadian prairies

Stealth Photographer thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

A photographer's pregnant goose blind

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Fowl: A four-letter bird. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death can hide but not divide. - Vance Havner

Trick Photography: Focus pocus - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unflappable: A flightless bird - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

Indispose: How de photographer wants you to stand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

If you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself. - George Orwell

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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