#1 humor site on the 'net

Stealth Photographer

Canada Geese grow pretty big on the Canadian prairies

Stealth Photographer thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

A photographer's pregnant goose blind

QuotaBills
Death can hide but not divide. - Vance Havner

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

Indispose: How de photographer wants you to stand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's true, because I'm a photographer now. - Leonard Nimoy

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant

Follow your inner moonlight; don't hide the madness. - Allen Ginsberg

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker


Happy Face Sandwich

Senior Eye Exam

Chubby Free

Pirrows

Young Rock Star

Restored Beauty

Powerplant Swimsuit Models

Watermelon Cake

Sharkini

Julyed

Filet Minion

Better Singer

Texas Basketball

Grow Food, Not Lawns

Nut Salesman

Long Yellow Things

Ants Know When Something Is Fake

Think Outside

Despicable Wood Stove

Engineering Flowchart

Egotist

Hunter's Dream Wedding

Paddy Field Canal

Grow A Boyfriend