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Stealth Photographer

Canada Geese grow pretty big on the Canadian prairies

Stealth Photographer thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

A photographer's pregnant goose blind

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Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

A guilty conscience is a hidden enemy. - American Indian proverb

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

That's true, because I'm a photographer now. - Leonard Nimoy

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

I like making things. I don't like getting my picture taken. - Mark Zuckerberg

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne


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