Stealth Photographer

Death can hide but not divide. - Vance Havner

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

Indispose: How de photographer wants you to stand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's true, because I'm a photographer now. - Leonard Nimoy

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant

Follow your inner moonlight; don't hide the madness. - Allen Ginsberg

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker