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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Why fit in when you were born to stand out? - Dr. Seuss

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Treehouses are the ultimate return to nature. - Pete Nelson

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

If you want to move up you must first stand out. - Tom Peters

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie


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