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Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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