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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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