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Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

A nation cannot be ignorant and free. - Thomas Jefferson

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. - Albert Pike

Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. - Norman Douglas

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

You can conquer the city, the nation, the world, but until you can conquer your spirit, you're a loser. - Unknown

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


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