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Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. - Norman Douglas

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


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