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A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

You can conquer the city, the nation, the world, but until you can conquer your spirit, you're a loser. - Unknown

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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