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England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. - Norman Douglas

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge

One half of the nation is mad - and the other half not very sound. - Tobias Smollett

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? - Will Rogers

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

You can conquer the city, the nation, the world, but until you can conquer your spirit, you're a loser. - Unknown

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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