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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. - Albert Pike

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. - Norman Douglas

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem. - Walt Whitman

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

You can conquer the city, the nation, the world, but until you can conquer your spirit, you're a loser. - Unknown

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas


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