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England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

New York, the nation's thyroid gland. - Christopher Morley

A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. - Albert Pike

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

The fate of a nation has often depended upon the good or bad digestion of a prime minister. - Voltaire

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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