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Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. - Albert Pike

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself. - Arthur Miller

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices. - Edward R Murrow

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? - Will Rogers

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel


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