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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

The fate of a nation has often depended upon the good or bad digestion of a prime minister. - Voltaire

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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