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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

New York, the nation's thyroid gland. - Christopher Morley

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself. - Arthur Miller

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices. - Edward R Murrow

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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