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Friends enjoying a real-time video game

Split Screen View thanks to Wisse Boomsluiter

When 2D (Two Deep) is preferred to 3D

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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Real unselfishness consists in sharing the interests of others. - George Santayana

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin

If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. - Isaac Newton

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. - Winston Churchill

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. - Winston Churchill

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie


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