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When 2D (Two Deep) is preferred to 3D

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Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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