Split Screen View

What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Real unselfishness consists in sharing the interests of others. - George Santayana

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants. - Isaac Newton

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. - Winston Churchill

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. - Winston Churchill

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown