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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

I ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. - Winston Churchill

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump