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Upward spinal (spiral) - Archie Bunker

To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

When life throws you a rainy day, play in the puddles. - Pooh Bear

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

By admitting a mistake, it is easier to get yourself out of a spiral. - Toto Wolff

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Rockets often spiral out of control if you put too much propellant in them. - Steve Jurvetson

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan


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