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The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

When you play, never mind who listens to you. - Robert Schumann

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

Never do card tricks for the boys you play poker with. - American Proverb

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

By admitting a mistake, it is easier to get yourself out of a spiral. - Toto Wolff

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan


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