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What we play is life. - Louis Armstrong

Upward spinal (spiral) - Archie Bunker

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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