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You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

By admitting a mistake, it is easier to get yourself out of a spiral. - Toto Wolff

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Rockets often spiral out of control if you put too much propellant in them. - Steve Jurvetson

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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