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Spare Change Language

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Spare Change Language thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau

There is nothing permanent except change. - Heraclitus

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Someday change will be accepted as life itself. - Shirley MacLaine

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

When things change inside you, things change around you. - Unknown

Growth is the process of responding positively to change. - Paul Harvey

You must welcome change as the rule but not as your ruler. - Denis Waitley

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

How do we change the world? One random act of kindness at a time. - Morgan Freeman

If you have no will to change it, you have no will to criticize it. - Unknown

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who cannot change. - Confucius

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions. - William James

Any change, even a change for the better, is always accompanied by discomforts. - Arnold Bennett

The curious paradox is that when I accept myself just as I am, then I can change. - Carl Rogers

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves. - Viktor Frankl

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Tar Arns: (Southern) A tool employed in changing wheels. Usage: 'You cain't change a tar without a tar arn' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce

Time heals griefs and quarrels, for we change and are no longer the same persons. Neither the offender nor the offended are any more themselves. - Blaise Pascal


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