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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Change favors those who are prepared. - Louis Pasteur

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

The more things change, the more they remain the same. - Alphonse Karr

Things don't change, but by and by our wishes change. - Marcel Proust

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? - Steven Wright

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen. - WC Fields

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

The curious paradox is that when I accept myself just as I am, then I can change. - Carl Rogers

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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