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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

We change, whether we like it or not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

All is change; all yields its place and goes. - Euripides

Middle age is a nice change from being young. - William Feather

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Growth is the process of responding positively to change. - Paul Harvey

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. - Michael Jordan

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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