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Spare Change Language

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Spare Change Language thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Change your thoughts and you change your world. - Norman Vincent Peale

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

Denying the truth doesn't change the facts. - Unknown

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you have no will to change it, you have no will to criticize it. - Unknown

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Win as if you were used to it. Lose as if you enjoyed it for a change. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions. - William James

You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write. - Saul Bellow

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Steve Jobs

Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope - a slight change and all patterns alter. - Susan Salzberg

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.


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