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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

We change, whether we like it or not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

A person doesn't have to change who he is to become better. - Sidney Poitier

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Real listening is a willingness to let the other person change you. - Alan Alda

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same. - Unknown

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

A fanatic is one who won't change his mind and won't change the subject. - Winston Churchill

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change. - Jesse Jackson

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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