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Sons Of Arthritis

Hells Angels opens new Ibuprofen Chapter for elderly motorcyclists

Sons Of Arthritis thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Keeping senior citizens safe on the highway

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Arthritis: Twinges in the hinges. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. - Jack Benny

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Ignorance is not so damnable as humbug, but when it prescribes pills it may happen to do more harm. - George Eilot

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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