Sons Of Arthritis
Hells Angels opens new Ibuprofen Chapter for elderly motorcyclists
Keeping senior citizens safe on the highway
QuotaBillsBirth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker
Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown
To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
Arthritis: Twinges in the hinges. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. - Jack Benny
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson
Ignorance is not so damnable as humbug, but when it prescribes pills it may happen to do more harm. - George Eilot
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz