Someone Stole A Cracker

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

It's a catch he would have caught 99 times out of 1,000. - Henry Blofeld

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. - Russian Proverb

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton