QuotaBillsSteal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert
Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb
Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost
The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. - Russian Proverb
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown
Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin
Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson
I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark
If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker
It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Navjot S Sidhu
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock