Someone Stole A Cracker

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The early worm gets caught. - John Igo

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal. - T S Eliot

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Save a thief from the gallows and he will be the first to cut your throat. - Italian Proverb

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt