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Someone Stole A Cracker

Going crackers on the kitchen table

Someone Stole A Cracker thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

An honest man is one who's never been caught. - American Proverb

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. - Russian Proverb

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt


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