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Someone Stole A Cracker

Going crackers on the kitchen table

Someone Stole A Cracker thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Steal the hog, and give the feet for alms. - George Herbert

Immature poets imitate; mature poets steal. - T S Eliot

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Every once in a while some feller without a single bad habit gets caught. - Kin Hubbard

Save a thief from the gallows and he will be the first to cut your throat. - Italian Proverb

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah


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