Someone Stole A Cracker

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

It's a catch he would have caught 99 times out of 1,000. - Henry Blofeld

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. - Unknown

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. - Josh Billings

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt