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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible


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