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I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles. - Alex Karras

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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