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Impropriety is the soul of wit. - W Somerset Maugham

The soul is here for its own joy. - Rumi

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Soul meets soul on lovers' lips. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Punk was defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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