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Brevity is the soul of lingerie. - Dorothy Parker

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes? - Theophile Gautierv

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. - Rumi

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

You must act in your friend's interest whether it pleases him or not; the object of love is to serve, not to win. - Woodrow Wilson

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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