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Brevity is the soul of lingerie. - Dorothy Parker

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Boredom is a sickness of the soul. - Unknown

Stories are just data with a soul. - Brene Brown

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

My dad's my best mate, and he always will be. - Cher Lloyd

Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles. - Alex Karras

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. - William Blake

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

Confession may be good for the soul but it is bad for the reputation. - Thomas R Dewar

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

People are scared that the departed soul might be hoovering around some place. - Archie Bunker

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Within us is the soul of the whole, the wise silence, the universal beauty, the eternal One. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Mere colour, unspoiled by meaning, and unallied with definite form, can speak to the soul in a thousand different ways. - Oscar Wilde

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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