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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Brevity is the soul of lingerie. - Dorothy Parker

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

People will do anything, no matter how absurd, to avoid facing their own soul. - Carl Jung

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Some of the greatest battles will be fought within the silent chambers of your own soul. - Ezra T Benson

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie


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