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A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

He makes no friend who never made a foe. - Alfred Tennyson

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles. - Alex Karras

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

Some of the greatest battles will be fought within the silent chambers of your own soul. - Ezra T Benson

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Because the soul is progressive, it ne3ver quite repeats itself, but in every act attempts the production of a new and fairer whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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