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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

The soul is here for its own joy. - Rumi

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

When turkeys mate they think of swans. - Johnny Carson

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

When the soul suffers too much, it develops a taste for misfortune. - Albert Camus

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

People are scared that the departed soul might be hoovering around some place. - Archie Bunker

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda

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