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Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

The soul of conversation is sympathy. - Thomas Campbell

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Live a life as a monument to your soul. - Ayn Rand

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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