Smoke Coolant
Eliminating the danger of second hand smoke
QuotaBillsCourage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli
Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright
Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare
She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel
Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson
Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry
When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. - Bob Marley
If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling
I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow
I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain
I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
The Wright Brothers flew through the smoke screen of impossibility. - Dorothea Brande
I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain
I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns
Coolant: An insect that's, like, you know, got it all together, dude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl
It has been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. - Mark Twain
Smoking won't send you to hell; it'll just make it like you've been there. - Phil Callaway
I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh
Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain
It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren
A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud
Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson. - Richard Condon
I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright