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Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Happiness begins where selfishness ends. - John Wooden

Some pursue happiness - others create it. - Joe-kster

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Happiness is a place between too much and too little. - Finnish Proverb

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

I have only two kinds of days: happy and hysterically happy. - Allen J Lefferdink

Happiness is anyone and anything at all that's loved by you. - Clark Gesner

Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds to be. - William Adams

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Happiness is mostly a byproduct of doing what makes us feel fulfilled. - Benjamin Spock

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Love is what happens when two hearts find their happy place right beside each other. - Unknown

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere. - Agnes Repplier

I think you should take your job seriously, but not yourself. That is the best combination. - Judi Dench

Sometimes I found that in my happy moments I could not believe that I had ever been miserable. - Joanna Field

Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself in your way of thinking. - Marcus Aurelius

Happiness is not the means to any end. It is the end. It is its own goal. It is its own purpose. - Ayn Rand

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Real happiness is not of temporary enjoyment, but is so interwoven with the future that it blesses for ever. - James L Basford

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Judge nothing, you will be happy. Forgive everything, you will be happier. Love everything, you will be happiest. - Sri Chinmoy

Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell


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