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Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

X: The signature of a happy man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

You're the blacksmith of your own happiness. - Swedish Proverb

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

When what we are is what we want to be, that's happiness. - Malcolm Forbes

Happiness is to be dissolved into something complete and great. - Willa Cather

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Happiness is where we find it, but very rarely where we seek it. - J Petit Senn

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If you don't get what you want and you are still happy - that's spiritual maturity. - Unknown

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

There is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes. - C S Lewis

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Happiness must happen, and the same holds for success: you have to let it happen by not caring about it. - Viktor Frankl

To like many people spontaneously and without effort is perhaps the greatest of all sources of personal happiness. - Bertrand Russell

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne


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