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Nothing ages like happiness. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Happiness begins where selfishness ends. - John Wooden

Let us uncork all our bottled up happiness. - Pablo Neruda

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

Happiness depends on how life strikes you than on what happens. - Andy Rooney

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Happiness is mostly a byproduct of doing what makes us feel fulfilled. - Benjamin Spock

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Human happiness and human satisfaction must ultimately come from within oneself. - Dalai Lama

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

Real happiness is not of temporary enjoyment, but is so interwoven with the future that it blesses for ever. - James L Basford

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

The essence of philosophy is that a man should so live that his happiness shall depend as little as possible on external things. - Epictetus

Happiness consists more in conveniences of pleasure that occur everyday than in great pieces of good fortune that happen but seldom. - Benjamin Franklin

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche


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