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Smile Lineup

Forced smiles available for every worker

Smile Lineup thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Promoting employee motivation in the workforce

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Happiness, at my age, is breathing. - Joan Rivers

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

The best way to find happiness is to stop looking so hard. - Kermit the Frog

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it. - Noel Coward

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

The most destitute person in the world is the one without a smile. - Zig Ziglar

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. - Jim Rohn

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

True happiness involves the full use of one's power and talents. - John W Gardner

Seek to do good, and you will find that happiness will run after you. - Unknown

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

Love is what happens when two hearts find their happy place right beside each other. - Unknown

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

We are happy when for everything inside us there is a corresponding something outside us. - William Butler Yeats

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things and good people will be drawn to you. - Mary Lou Retton

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

Daily, constantly, we choose by our desires, our thoughts, and our actions whether we want to be blessed or cursed, happy or miserable. - Ezra T Benson

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