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Smile Lineup

Forced smiles available for every worker

Smile Lineup thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Promoting employee motivation in the workforce

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

The City of Happiness is found in the State of Mind. - Unknown

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Happiness is a place between too much and too little. - Finnish Proverb

Marathon Runner: A person who is happy to be over the hill - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only way on earth to multiply happiness is to divide it. - Paul Scherer

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

The closest I ever came to perfection was when I filled out a job application. - Phil Callaway

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

What would there be in a story of happiness? Only what prepares it; only what destroys it can be told. - Andre Gide

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it. - George Bernard Shaw

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Sometimes life knocks you on your ass. Get up, get up, get up! Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them. - Steve Maraboli

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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