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Promoting employee motivation in the workforce

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Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

The habit of being uniformly considerate toward others will bring increased happiness to you. - Greenville Kleiser

Happiness is not the means to any end. It is the end. It is its own goal. It is its own purpose. - Ayn Rand

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie


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