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Forced smiles available for every worker

Smile Lineup thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Promoting employee motivation in the workforce

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Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

You're the blacksmith of your own happiness. - Swedish Proverb

A multitude of small delights constitutes happiness. - Charles Baudelaire

Anything you're good at contributes to happiness. - Bertrand Russell

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length. - Robert Frost

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

Happiness is where we find it, but rarely where we seek it. - J. Petit Senn

The only way on earth to multiply happiness is to divide it. - Paul Scherer

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. - Mahatma Gandhi

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

Happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have; it depends solely on what you think. - Dale Carnegie

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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