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Smile Lineup

Forced smiles available for every worker

Smile Lineup thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Promoting employee motivation in the workforce

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I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it. - Noel Coward

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

Happiness is mostly a byproduct of doing what makes us feel fulfilled. - Benjamin Spock

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness. - Charles Spurgeon

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is. - Desiderius Erasmus

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

Everyone chases after happiness, not noticing that happiness is right at their heels. - Bertoit Brech

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

If you want to build a happy life, you have to give careful thought to the foundations. - Unknown

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A Heinlein

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball,
And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. - Ogden Nash

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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