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Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire


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