Smart Phone Statue

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt