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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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