QuotaBillsHumor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman
An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown
Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young
We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry
Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias
Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw
Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda
If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz
A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters
Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin
A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin
No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn
The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker
Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli
Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal
I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris
I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis
Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell
Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen
If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers
Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky
I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen
It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown
Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson
Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown
Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown
Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri
Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown
Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll
The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela
A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau
Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller
I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell