QuotaBillsHumor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman
Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham
Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell
Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin
There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge
An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber
Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias
Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw
If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters
Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin
The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine
It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker
I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker
No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner
The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand
When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli
Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal
Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound
I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson
If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein
Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris
A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie
The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud
I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis
Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes
I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright
Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton
It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown
Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman
Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown
She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde
Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri
If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain
Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll
Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra
No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine
A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe