QuotaBillsPain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein
No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana
Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong
Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb
My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato
Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb
Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton
It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. - Richard M Nixon
The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis
Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie
'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman