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Skull Violins

Instruments for bare bones concerts

Skull Violins thanks to Keith Blake

Decomposed music with strings attached

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Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Virtually every writer I know would rather be a musician. - Kurt Vonnegut

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. - Victor Borge

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

If the music is loud enough I won't be able to listen to my own thoughts. - Nic Sheff

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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