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Household KISS Principle (Keep it simple, Stupid)

Simple Solutions thanks to Barry McCartney

Simple Solutions thanks to Barry McCartney

Simple Solutions thanks to Barry McCartney

Simple Solutions thanks to Barry McCartney

Simple Solutions thanks to Barry McCartney

Simple Solutions thanks to Barry McCartney

Simple Solutions thanks to Barry McCartney

Simple Solutions thanks to Barry McCartney

Simple Solutions thanks to Barry McCartney

Simple Solutions thanks to Barry McCartney

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Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stork Market: Maternity ward - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep it simple but significant. - Don Draper

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want to be interesting, be interested. - David Ogilvy

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. - Mason Cooley

The solution of every problem is another problem. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Nothing is so simple that it cannot be misunderstood. - Unknown

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker

Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. - Dr. Seuss

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it. - Sam Ewing

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem. - George Carlin

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Martin Luther King did not say, 'I have a mission statement.' - Simon Sinek

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. - H L Mencken

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Executives who get there and stay suggest solutions when they present the problems. - Malcolm S Forbes

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it. - Adolf Hitler

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

You don't really understand something unless you can communicate it in a simple way. - Albert Einstein

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

When instead of reacting against a situation, you merge with it, the solution arises out of the situation itself. - Eckhart Tolle

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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