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A good name will shine forever. - Proverb

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. - Joe Namath

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. - Milton Berle

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Proper names are poetry in the raw. Like all poetry they are untranslatable. - W H Auden

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

To understand a name you must be acquainted with the particular of which it is a name. - Bertrand Russell

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz


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