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Taking a ride on the relationship bus

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Warren: Good name for a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good name will shine forever. - Proverb

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

Life is for one generation. A good name is forever. - Japanese proverb

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. - Joe Namath

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson. - Mark Twain

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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