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Taking a ride on the relationship bus

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A good name will shine forever. - Proverb

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

Life is for one generation. A good name is forever. - Japanese proverb

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP. - Joe Namath

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

You'll never be as lazy as whoever names the fireplace. - Unknown

Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. - Milton Berle

I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

They do certainly give very strange, and newfangled, names to diseases. - Plato

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

Murdered by a traitor and a coward whose name is not worthy to appear here. - Jesse James

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

Proper names are poetry in the raw. Like all poetry they are untranslatable. - W H Auden

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson. - Mark Twain

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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