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Shuttle Bus Driver

How well do you know your bus driver?

Shuttle Bus Driver thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Taking a ride on the relationship bus

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The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

Formerly: A guy whose name was once Lee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stubbornness should have been my middle name. - Martin Luther

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? - Steven Wright

Silence: What gets broken when you say its name - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The name of a man is a numbing blow from which he never recovers. - Marshall McLuhan

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

Proper names are poetry in the raw. Like all poetry they are untranslatable. - W H Auden

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Its the name on the front of the jersey that matters most, not the one on the back. - Joe Paterno

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

To trust agents, hyperlinks are the twenty-first-century equivalent of the name-dropper. - Chris Brogan

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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