QuotaBillsLove me, love my dog. - English Proverb
Every dog has his day. - Unknown
Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
I don't sing in the shower. I perform. - Unknown
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. - Groucho Marx
Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain