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Life is too short to wait. - Unknown

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. - Shelley Winters

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Who aims at excellence will be above mediocrity; who aims at mediocrity will be far short of it. - Burmese Saying

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

A good leader leads the people from above them. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth. - Gary Vaynerchuk

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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