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Life is too short to wait. - Unknown

Be the kind of leader that you would follow. - Unknown

Pleasure and action make the hours seem short. - William Shakespeare

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

I must follow my people. Am I not their leader? - Benjamin Disraeli

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. - John Barrymore

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

The quality of a leader is reflected in the standards they set for themselves. - Ray Kroc

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Great leaders don't set out to be leaders. They set out to make a difference. - Jeremy Bravo

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

I am going to give a long speech today. I haven't had time to prepare a short one. - Winston Churchill

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear

Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word. - Brian Tracy

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business and your business in your heart. - Thomas J Watson

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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