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Life's short. Live passionately. - Marc A. Pitman

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

Leadership is an ever-evolving position. - Mike Krzyzewski

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way. - John C Maxwell

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Life's too short to hang out with people who aren't resourceful. - Jeff Bezos

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

A leader knows what's best to do; a manager knows merely how best to do it. - Ken Adelman

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

A good leader leads the people from above them. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

A leader is one who sees more than others see, who sees farther than others see, and who sees before others see. - Leroy Eimes

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Great leaders don't set out to be a leader. They set out to make a difference. It's never about the role - always about the goal. - Lisa Haisha

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx


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