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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

It's a very short trip. While alive, live. - Malcolm Forbes

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

Who aims at excellence will be above mediocrity; who aims at mediocrity will be far short of it. - Burmese Saying

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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