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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

Life's too short to hang out with people who aren't resourceful. - Jeff Bezos

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

As a leader your every action has a consequence. Make sure it is one you intend. - Katherine Bryant

Great leaders don't set out to be leaders. They set out to make a difference. - Jeremy Bravo

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

The gap between what's expected and what you deliver is where the magic happens, in business and life. - Jay Baer

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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