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Life is too short to be little. - Disraeli

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else. - Martina Navratilova

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

I'm not afraid of the opinions of others - but of being needed and coming up short. - John Geddes

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber


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