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Short cuts make long delays. - JRR Tolkien

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

Good leaders must first become good servants. - Robert K Greenleaf

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

A person who is quietly confident makes the best leader. - Fred Wilson

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short. - Shelley Winters

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Too long they've been gettin' the short end of the totem pole. - Archie Bunker

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

The quality of a leader is reflected in the standards they set for themselves. - Ray Kroc

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

Leaders lead by telling stories that give others permission to lead, not follow. - Michael Margolis

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

If you delegate tasks, you create followers. If you delegate authority, you create leaders. - Craig Groeschel

A good leader leads the people from above the. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber


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