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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom. - Shirley Conran

Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. - Lance Bass

Fundamental honesty is the keystone of business. - Harvey S Firestone

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience. - Miguel De Cervantes

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Purposeful storytelling isn't show business, it's good business. - Peter Guber

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

The quality of a leader is reflected in the standards they set for themselves. - Ray Kroc

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

A good leader leads the people from above them. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

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