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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Life is too short to be little. - Disraeli

Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

Call others into leadership with you. - Jacobia Solomon

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

Short words are best, and old words are the best of all. - Winston Churchill

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford

Life's too short to hang out with people who aren't resourceful. - Jeff Bezos

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

A good leader leads the people from above them. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran

Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily, even if you had no title or position. - Brian Tracy

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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