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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

Great leaders know when to step aside. - Tara J Frank

Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience. - Miguel De Cervantes

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. - Joseph Addison

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

The best leaders are the best notetakers, best askers, and best learners. - Tom Peters

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else. - Martina Navratilova

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

The task of the leader is to get their people from where they are to where they have not been. - Henry Kissinger

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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