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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

Good things, when short, are twice as good. - Tom Stoppard

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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