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Ship Tow

Longshoremen in India know how to tow the line

Ship Tow thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

The tough part comes when they unload the ship

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Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Do not underestimate the determination of a quiet man. - Iain D Smith

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. - George Lorimer

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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