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Ship Tow

Longshoremen in India know how to tow the line

Ship Tow thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

The tough part comes when they unload the ship

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it. - Will Rogers

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Up until now, the prospect of parole has kept us from confronting our captors with any real determination. - George Jackson

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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