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QuotaBillsMy own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
The expert in anything was once a beginner. - Unknown
Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
Expert: Someone who brings confusion to simplicity. - Gregory Nunn
I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. - Unknown
Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. - Laurence J. Peter
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less. - Nicholas M Butler
Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino
Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George
Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
An expert knows the subject very well. A model teaches by showing instead of just telling. - Thomas Leonard
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath
For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. - Laurence J Peter
Recognize that giveaway items serve as silent ambassadors, reinforcing your Expert Identity - choose them carefully! - Susan Friedmann
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
On the subject of wild mushrooms, it is easy to tell who is an expert and who is not: the expert is the one who is still alive. - Donal Henahan
If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash