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Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Theater: House of thrill repute - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Desk: A wastebasket with drawers. - Unknown

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape. - Unknown

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. - Unknown

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

Be grateful for the home you have, knowing that at this moment, all you have is all you need. - Sarah B Breathnach

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

We shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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