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Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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