Seniors Bike Club
How to help Grandma on the road to recovery
Taking one last spin around the block
QuotaBillsMidnight bugs taste best. - Unknown
To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams
When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello
Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown
That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson
Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey
Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda