Seniors Bike Club

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz