Seniors Bike Club
How to help Grandma on the road to recovery
Taking one last spin around the block
QuotaBillsTo stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams
Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown
There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One more stage, one more limo, one more run for your life. - John Lennon
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson
Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young
You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul
As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz