Seniors Bike Club

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One more stage, one more limo, one more run for your life. - John Lennon

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz