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Senior Eye Exam thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Camera illusion du jour

Did you see the bare butt of the girl in the background? If you did see that in the picture, you need to have your eyes checked, as that is the armpit of the girl holding the camera.

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Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent. - William Shakespeare

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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