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Camera illusion du jour

Did you see the bare butt of the girl in the background? If you did see that in the picture, you need to have your eyes checked, as that is the armpit of the girl holding the camera.

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Optical: When your eyes itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem

It is not the I, what an eye can eye. - Ek Kadam

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. - Dr. Seuss

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Stories create community, enable us to see through the eyes of other people, and open us to the claims of others. - Peter Forbes

I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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