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Senior Eye Exam

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Senior Eye Exam thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Camera illusion du jour

Did you see the bare butt of the girl in the background? If you did see that in the picture, you need to have your eyes checked, as that is the armpit of the girl holding the camera.

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Listen with your eyes for feelings. - Stephen Covey

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others. - Ellen Degeneres

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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