Senior Eye Exam

Listen with your eyes for feelings. - Stephen Covey

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new. - Kathie L Gifford

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others. - Ellen Degeneres

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami