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Senior Eye Exam

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Senior Eye Exam thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Camera illusion du jour

Did you see the bare butt of the girl in the background? If you did see that in the picture, you need to have your eyes checked, as that is the armpit of the girl holding the camera.

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Listen with your eyes for feelings. - Stephen Covey

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Make Christ magnificent in the eyes of man. - Henrietta Mears

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. - Dr. Seuss

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed. - Albert Einstein

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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