Senior Eye Exam
Do you need glasses?
Camera illusion du jour
Did you see the bare butt of the girl in the background? If you did see that in the picture, you need to have your eyes checked, as that is the armpit of the girl holding the camera.
QuotaBillsLogic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem
We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He
Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare
Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle
Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey
Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent. - William Shakespeare
The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb
I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker
If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky
An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber
If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi
Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney
Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein
Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain
Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb
Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown
There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter
She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford
It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors
There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff
What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch
The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley
Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost
The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25
Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli
I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti
You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe
You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy
We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins
I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi