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Senior Eye Exam

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Senior Eye Exam thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Camera illusion du jour

Did you see the bare butt of the girl in the background? If you did see that in the picture, you need to have your eyes checked, as that is the armpit of the girl holding the camera.

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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Listen with your eyes for feelings. - Stephen Covey

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

She has the eyes of Caligula, but the mouth of Marilyn Monroe. - Francois Mitterrand

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes? - Theophile Gautierv

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel. - Renee Slanksy

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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