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Senior Eye Exam

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Senior Eye Exam thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Camera illusion du jour

Did you see the bare butt of the girl in the background? If you did see that in the picture, you need to have your eyes checked, as that is the armpit of the girl holding the camera.

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A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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