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Be an opener of doors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out. - Rabindranath Tagore

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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