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See-Thru Windows

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See-Thru Windows thanks to Keith Blake

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Be an opener of doors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Have you ever wondered why opportunity only knocks once, yet temptation bangs on the door constantly? - Unknown

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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