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Seaworthy Car

Custom steering wheel for boat captains on the road

Seaworthy Car thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Knotical miles ahead of its time

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I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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