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Seaworthy Car

Custom steering wheel for boat captains on the road

Seaworthy Car thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Knotical miles ahead of its time

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Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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