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Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

I like laughter around me. - Mireille Enos

Laughter does not please the mighty. - Dario Fo

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. - Don Rickles

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else. - Will Rogers

We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. - C S Lewis

Isn't it funny that anything the Supreme Court says is right? - Robert Frost

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

I want to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. - William K Zinsser

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Laughter is ever young, whereas tragedy, except the very highest of all, quickly becomes haggard. - Margaret Sackville

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh. - Matthew Perry

I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them. - Spinoza

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Milton, for sixty years you've entertained us, and you've made us laugh, and we say to you, 'Milton, do it again. - Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

I'm a nervous laugher. Like when you're in a situation that you don't know what's going on, you go to laughter more than anything. - Jack McBrayer


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