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Life is laughter. - Theodore Melfi

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

For every laugh there should be a tear. - Walt Disney

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. - Jay Leno

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. - Oliver Goldsmith

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. - Billy Wilder

Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens. - David Hyde Pierce

You don't have to teach people to be funny, you only have to give them permission. - Harvey Mindess

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. - joe-kster

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. - Kurt Cobain

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Milton, for sixty years you've entertained us, and you've made us laugh, and we say to you, 'Milton, do it again. - Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts