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Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

If it gets laughs, it's funny. - Rachel Dratch

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

For every laugh there should be a tear. - Walt Disney

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. - Don Rickles

I would rather be called funny than pretty. - Nia Vardalos

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas. - Unknown

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can't be funny if you don't have good material. - Matt LeBlanc

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. - Oliver Goldsmith

The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. - David Ogilvie

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. - Steve Martin

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

You don't have to teach people to be funny, you only have to give them permission. - Harvey Mindess

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. - Kurt Cobain

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh. - Matthew Perry

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different. - C S Lewis

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins