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It's a funny old world. - Margaret Thatcher

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

If it gets laughs, it's funny. - Rachel Dratch

I'm not funny. What I am is brave. - Lucille Ball

A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin

For every laugh there should be a tear. - Walt Disney

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Laugh at yourself first before anyone else can. - Elsa Maxwell

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas. - Unknown

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. - Erma Bombeck

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it. - Bill Nye

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. - Billy Joel

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

I felt I'd earned the Good Housekeeping Seal when I designed an oval-shaped spaghetti pot, because spaghetti is long. - Rachael Ray

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved. - J. Russell Lynes