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Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Some laughter comes from escaped horror. - Edward St Aubyn

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. - Don Rickles

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. - Peter Ustinov

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

Laughter is binary: it either happens or it doesn't. - David Dobkin

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Laughter is a uniting force; it brings people together, and it makes hardship easier. - Montaigne

You don't have to teach people to be funny, you only have to give them permission. - Harvey Mindess

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it. - Bill Nye

If evil be spoken of you and it be true, correct yourself. If it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them. - Spinoza

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. - Bob Hope

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved. - J. Russell Lynes