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Screaming Stress

Have you fallen asleep yet?

Screaming Stress thanks to Mike King

Stress awareness level

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The whole conjugation was asleep. - Archie Bunker

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. - Steven Wright

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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