Screaming Stress

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Live each day like it's your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night. - Jason Love

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie