Screaming Stress
Have you fallen asleep yet?
Stress awareness level
QuotaBillsSleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon
My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown
I'm man enough to know when to scream. - Obert Skye
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown
Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain
The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson
The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep. - Unknown
A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
Remorse goes to sleep during a prosperous period and wakes up in adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rosseau
A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda
Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama
Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry
Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt
I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler
The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night. - Steven Wright
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. - Steven Wright
I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield
We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall
Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain
No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay
Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward
It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck
My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott
To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie