QuotaBillsLet sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer
How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb
Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown
Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields
Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst
It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer
The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi
So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda
Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake
As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George
Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi
The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin
Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley
Live each day like it's your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night. - Jason Love
3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France
I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman
I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney
Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain
When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie