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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles H Spurgeon

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In the race for quality, there is no finish line. - David T. Kearns

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Selfishness is the greatest curse of the human race. - William E. Gladstone

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones who win in the lifelong race. - Robert W Service

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace


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