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Scooter Friends

Scooting around with the neighbourhood dog

Scooter Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

Inspiration on the driveway

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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