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Scooter Friends

Scooting around with the neighbourhood dog

Scooter Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

Inspiration on the driveway

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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