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Scooter Friends

Scooting around with the neighbourhood dog

Scooter Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

Inspiration on the driveway

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Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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