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Scooter Friends

Scooting around with the neighbourhood dog

Scooter Friends thanks to Jim Serritella

Inspiration on the driveway

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood


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