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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Scenic View thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Some viewpoints include rocky outcroppings

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I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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