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Scenic View

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Scenic View thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Some viewpoints include rocky outcroppings

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

Heista La Vista: Steal a panorama - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Treehouses are the ultimate return to nature. - Pete Nelson

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

Miracles are not contrary to nature, but only contrary to what we know about nature. - Augustine

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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