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Scenic View

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Scenic View thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Some viewpoints include rocky outcroppings

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Nature to be commanded must be obeyed. - Francis Bacon

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

Nature does not loathe virtue: it is unaware of its existence. - Francois Malet-Joris

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner


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