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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Scenic View thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Some viewpoints include rocky outcroppings

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Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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