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Sailing For The Boss

Walking the plank to save the boss's boat

Sailing For The Boss thanks to Jim Serritella

Keeping on a level keel

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Floss like a boss! - Unknown

Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Unknown

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says 'Go!' ... a leader says 'Let's go!'. - E M Kelly

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar


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