Sailing For The Boss

Floss like a boss! - Unknown

I don't give a ship! - Unknown

Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The first thing the secretary types is the boss. - Donald Trump

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner

I'll sail to Ka-Troo. And bring back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo. A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too. - Theodor Seuss Geisel

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. - Napoleon Hill