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Sailing For The Boss

Walking the plank to save the boss's boat

Sailing For The Boss thanks to Jim Serritella

Keeping on a level keel

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Ross for Boss - Ross Perot

Floss like a boss! - Unknown

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

The first thing the secretary types is the boss. - Donald Trump

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner

The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says 'Go!' ... a leader says 'Let's go!'. - E M Kelly

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci


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