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Sailing For The Boss

Walking the plank to save the boss's boat

Sailing For The Boss thanks to Jim Serritella

Keeping on a level keel

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Floss like a boss! - Unknown

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

The first thing the secretary types is the boss. - Donald Trump

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says 'Go!' ... a leader says 'Let's go!'. - E M Kelly

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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