Russian Beach

I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo