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I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

Attitude determines the altitude of life. - Edwin L Cole

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. - Seneca

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar. - Raymond Lindquist

Courage under sure defeat is true magnificence. - Unknown

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. - Charles M Schulz

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

Attitude is not everything, but it's almost everything. - Mary Pipher

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

The ideal attitude is to be physically loose and mentally tight. - Arthur Ashe

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Healing takes courage, and we all have courage, even if we have to dig a little to find it. - Tori Amos

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Forgiveness is a gift to yourself - have the compassion to forgive others, and the courage to forgive yourself. - Mary Anne Radmacher

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung


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