QuotaBillsFood tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme
I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump
Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson
When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch
Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde
I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb
My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser
I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates
Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie