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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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