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Rudolf Hairstyle

Haircut trends for Christmas

Rudolf Hairstyle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Putting on a bun face backwards

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Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield


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