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Rudolf Hairstyle

Haircut trends for Christmas

Rudolf Hairstyle thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Putting on a bun face backwards

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Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffet

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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