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Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. - Joe E Lewis

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield


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