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the girl in the treehouse - Jennifer Asbenson

Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. - Coco Chanel

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken


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