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Die young as late as possible. - Ashley Montagu

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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