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The healthy die first. - Italian Proverb

One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

Biography is one of the new terrors of death. - John Arbuthnot

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

The tragedy of Mormonism is, a single death makes a dozen widows. - American Saying

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. - Humphrey Bogart

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Just have one more try - it's dead easy to die. It's the keeping-on-living that's hard. - Robert W. Service

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

If you removed all the arteries, veins, and capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end... the person will die. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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