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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Kind words will never die - neither will they buy groceries. - Bill Nye

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

He was so crooked that when he died they had to screw him into the ground. - Bob Hope

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Funeral: A pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. - Ambrose Bierce

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

We do not attach any intrinsic value to the Cross; this would be sinful and idolatrous. Our veneration is referred to Him who died upon it. - James Gibbons

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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