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Death can hide but not divide. - Vance Havner

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

The whole life of a philosopher is a preparation for death. - Socrates

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

I shall never act differently, even if I have to die for it many times. - Socrates

I preach as never sure to preach again, and as a dying man to dying men. - Richard Baxter

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. - J.P. Donleavy

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown