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Death is philosophy's only problem. - Albert Camus

It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

The tragedy of Mormonism is, a single death makes a dozen widows. - American Saying

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

Hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don't. - Stephen King

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less. - C S Lewis

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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