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Rooftop Steps

Emergency exit to an emergency tumble

Rooftop Steps thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Taking a step towards one's downfall

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Trust is the first step to love. - Munshi Premchand

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. - C S Lewis

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

The first step to knowledge is to know that we are ignorant. - Cecil

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

Zingle: A single person with a lot of pep in his or her step - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scale. - Paul Sweeney

Whenever you take a step forward, you are bound to disturb something. - Indira Gandhi

Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha.' - Ernst Haas

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein

You can never step into the same river twice for new waters are always flowing on to you. - Heraclitus

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're never allowed to step on people to get ahead, but you can step over them if they're in your way. - Star Jones

When ordinary people decide to step out and be part of something big, that's when they become extraordinary. - Brett Harris

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

It is not enough to take steps which may some day lead to a goal; each step must be itself a goal and a step likewise. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

As there is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous, so also there is but one from the ridiculous to the sublime. - Samuel Butler

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster; it's more like a cha-cha. - Robert Brault

If a preacher is not first preaching to himself, better that he falls on the steps of the pulpit and breaks his neck than preaches that sermon. - John Calvin


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