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Rooftop Steps

Emergency exit to an emergency tumble

Rooftop Steps thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Taking a step towards one's downfall

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A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. - Lao Tzu

What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. - C S Lewis

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

The first step to knowledge is to know that we are ignorant. - Cecil

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

Whenever you take a step forward, you are bound to disturb something. - Indira Gandhi

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Honesty is not only the first step toward greatness, it is greatness itself. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

You can never step into the same river twice for new waters are always flowing on to you. - Heraclitus

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffett

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

You're never allowed to step on people to get ahead, but you can step over them if they're in your way. - Star Jones

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

It is not enough to take steps which may some day lead to a goal; each step must be itself a goal and a step likewise. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

As there is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous, so also there is but one from the ridiculous to the sublime. - Samuel Butler

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins


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