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I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffett

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom


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