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Taking the straight and narrow path

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Jump and the net will appear. - Les Brown

I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. - Maya Angelou

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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