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Jump and the net will appear. - Les Brown

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffett

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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