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I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

To succeed, jump as quickly at opportunities as you do at conclusions. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales


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