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Rock Jump

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Rock Jump thanks to Jim Serritella

Taking the straight and narrow path

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Jump and the net will appear. - Les Brown

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffet

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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