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Rock Jump

Mountain cycling that will rock you

Rock Jump thanks to Jim Serritella

Taking the straight and narrow path

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Jump and the net will appear. - Les Brown

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

I don't look to jump over 7-foot bars. I look around for 1-foot bars that I can step over. - Warren Buffet

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales


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