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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

It doesn't help your five-iron if you're pretty. - Laura Baugh

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone. - Ronald Reagan

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F Kennedy

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, "What's in it for me?" - Brian Tracy