Roadside Assistance

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust. - Charles R Swindoll

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil. - Vachel Lindsay

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

You cannot teach humans anything. You can only help them discover it within themselves. - Galileo

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F Kennedy

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help other people get what they want. - Zig Ziglar

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Obey the voice within - it commands us to give of ourselves and help others. As long as we have the capacity to give, we are alive. - Kirk Douglas

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash