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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

The gods help them that help themselves. - Aesop

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Shouting louder does not help if truth has been lost. - Ravi Zacharias

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it. - Leo Rosten

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? - George Carlin

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

There is no more noble occupation in the world than to assist another human being—to help someone succeed. - Alan L McGinnis

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, "What's in it for me?" - Brian Tracy

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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