Roadside Assistance

Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

It doesn't help your five-iron if you're pretty. - Laura Baugh

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

Everyone must be proactive and do all they can to help themselves to stay employed. - Stephen Covey

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

To what will you look for help if you will not look to that which is stronger than yourself? - C S Lewis

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F Kennedy

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

There is no more noble occupation in the world than to assist another human being—to help someone succeed. - Alan L McGinnis

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, "What's in it for me?" - Brian Tracy