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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

God help the patient. - Lord Mansfield

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Every obnoxious act is a cry for help. - Zig Ziglar

The gods help them that help themselves. - Aesop

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. - St. Augustine

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

He has a right to criticize who has a heart to help. - Abraham Lincoln

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it. - Leo Rosten

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? - George Carlin

To what will you look for help if you will not look to that which is stronger than yourself? - C S Lewis

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F Kennedy

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay


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