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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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