Rich Kid On The Block
Gold spokes for a golden kid
Pimp my bicycle
QuotaBillsThe rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald
Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin
Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan
He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras
Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx
Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain
I don't think you can spend yourself rich. - George Humphrey
All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire
Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman
Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown
After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright
Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington
A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. - Virginia Woolf
It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn
After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano
I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy
Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller
American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn
Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles
A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown
Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien
I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner
Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis
You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah