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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

How much money is enough? - Talmud

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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