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Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

Any kid will run any errand for you if you ask at bedtime. - Red Skelton

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson


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