Rich Kid On The Block

The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

I don't think you can spend yourself rich. - George Humphrey

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. - Virginia Woolf

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah