Rich Kid On The Block

How much money is enough? - Talmud

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Because there is always some kid who may be seeing me for the first or last time, I owe him my best. - Joe DiMaggio

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly