Rich Kid On The Block

Smart tyrants retire rich. - Voltaire

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have. - Yiddish Proverb

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

In this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. - Henry Ward Beecher

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher