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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Only the rich are lonesome. - Paul L Dunbar

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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