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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli


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