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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Happiness is a form of courage. - Holbrook Jackson

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

Courage is spelled I-N-T-E-G-R-I-T-Y. - Unknown

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. - Seneca

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Courage is the power to let go of the familiar. - Raymond Lindquist

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

Courage is like a muscle; it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

With enough courage you can do without a reputation. - Margaret Mitchell

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to stick to it. - Geoffrey Abert

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. - Erma Bombeck

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Forgiveness is a gift to yourself - have the compassion to forgive others, and the courage to forgive yourself. - Mary Anne Radmacher

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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