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Reptile Ride thanks to Keith Blake

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Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

Happiness is a form of courage. - Holbrook Jackson

Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Courage is spelled I-N-T-E-G-R-I-T-Y. - Unknown

One man with courage makes a majority. - Andrew Jackson

Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. - Seneca

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Courage, the footstool of the Virtues, upon which they stand. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. - Euripides

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. - Ruth Gordon

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. - Bruce Lee

Life was not meant to be easy, but take courage: it can be delightful. - George Bernard Shaw

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

Forgiveness is a gift to yourself - have the compassion to forgive others, and the courage to forgive yourself. - Mary Anne Radmacher

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow. - Mary A Radmacher

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Integrity is: choosing courage over comfort; choosing what's right over what's fun, fast or easy; and practicing your values. - Brene Brown

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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