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Reese Witherspoon

Celebrity profiles - kitchen perspective

Reese Witherspoon thanks to Howard Chapman

Names of the Rich and Famous

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Only the spoon knows the pot's sorrows. - Don Orsati

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

A spoon full of insulin helps the sugar go down. - Unknown

Only the spoon knows what is stirring in the pot. - Italian Proverb

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

You can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. - John Mayer

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

What you have put into the kettle comes afterwards into your spoon. - Turkestan Proverb

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

They do certainly give very strange, and newfangled, names to diseases. - Plato

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter names were taken. - Ray Floyd

Ya gotta watch out for that rigididness. It'll warf your personality. - Archie Bunker

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

Proper names are poetry in the raw. Like all poetry they are untranslatable. - W H Auden

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

An attitude of positive expectation is the mark of the superior personality. - Brian Tracy

I get called all these horrible names by Lindsey Graham, who I don't even know. - Donald Trump

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

The characteristics of an authentically empowered personality are humbleness, clarity, forgiveness and love. - Gary Zukav

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown

Forgiving and being forgiven are two names for the same thing. The important thing is that a discord has been resolved. - C S Lewis

Don't make your voice loud to make others listen to you. Make your personality so loud that others beg to listen to you. - Unknown

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling


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