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Redneck Word For Today

English lessons, one politician at a time

Redneck Word For Today thanks to Mike King

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Exorcism: The unspooken word. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hear the meaning within the word. - William Shakespeare

Silence is better than unmeaning words. - Pythagoras

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

A flow of words does not mean a flow of wisdom. - Rosalind Ferguson

Occasionally words must serve to veil the facts. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

The best way to keep one's word is not to give it. - Napoleon Bonaparte

He has diarrhoea of words and a constipation of ideas. - Unknown

Preach the gospel at all times. If necessary, use words. - St. Francis of Assisi

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

There's so much to be grateful for, words are poor things. - Marilynne Robinson

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Today's comics use 4-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. - Red Skelton

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Eschaton comes from the Greek word 'echatos', which just means the end. - Terence McKenna

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. - Josh Billings

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

Critics search for ages for the wrong word which, to give them credit, they eventually find. - Peter Ustinov

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

A woman described me as a bit of a looker the other day. Well, 'voyeur' was the actual word she used. - Gary Delaney

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Not to mince words, Mr. Epstein, we don't like your boys' sound. Groups of guitarists are on the way out. - Brian Epstein

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Don't waste words on people who deserve your silence. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is nothing at all. - Mandy Hale

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg


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