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Redneck Word For Today

English lessons, one politician at a time

Redneck Word For Today thanks to Mike King

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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

An honest man's word is as good as his bond. - Cervantes

An apology is the best way to have the last word. - Unknown

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. - Johnny Carson

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

There's so much to be grateful for, words are poor things. - Marilynne Robinson

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

A very great part of the mischiefs that vex the world arises from words. - Edmund Burke

Words can be deceitful, but pantomime necessarily is simple, clear and direct. - Marcel Marceau

Your balance may be recovered when you trip, but not your words when they slip. - Unknown

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? - George Carlin

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

An expenditure of words without income of ideas will lead to intellectual bankruptcy. - Ravi Zacharias

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

Nothing is more despicable than a professional talker who uses his words as a quack uses his remedies. - Francois Fenelon

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. - Steven Wright

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx


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