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Redneck Word For Today

English lessons, one politician at a time

Redneck Word For Today thanks to Mike King

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The word is psalm, S-O-M. - Archie Bunker

By words the mind is winged. - Aristophanes

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Silence is better than unmeaning words. - Pythagoras

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe

The best of us must sometimes eat our words. - J K Rowling

An honest man's word is as good as his bond. - Cervantes

Words without actions are the assassins of idealism. - Herbert Hoover

'Therefore' is a word the poet must not know. - Andre Gide

Short words are best, and old words are the best of all. - Winston Churchill

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

Kind words will never die - neither will they buy groceries. - Bill Nye

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

True words are not always pretty; pretty words are not always true. - Unknown

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

Sometimes your best feelings are found in the words which you type and never send. - Unknown

Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag Hammarskjold

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. - Adlai Stevenson

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through - then follow through. - Edward Rickenbacker

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

It's not plagiarism - I'm recycling words, as any good environmentally conscious writer would do. - Unlek Swain

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. - Steven Wright

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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