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Redneck Word For Today

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Redneck Word For Today thanks to Mike King

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Exorcism: The unspooken word. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

If: A two-letter word for futility - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe

A word too much always defeats its purpose. - Arthur Schopenhauer

A word out of season may mar a whole lifetime. - Greek proverb

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

An apology is the best way to have the last word. - Unknown

Wouldn't let 'em get in a word wedgewise. - Archie Bunker

Silence often gives impressions that words can not. - Unknown

Last words are for fools who haven't said enough. - Karl Marx

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

Today's comics use 4-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. - Red Skelton

Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. - Ambrose Bierce

Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower. - Bruce Feirstein

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. - Napoleon Bonaparte

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

Your balance may be recovered when you trip, but not your words when they slip. - Unknown

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? - George Carlin

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry

Nothing is more despicable than a professional talker who uses his words as a quack uses his remedies. - Francois Fenelon

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

It's not plagiarism - I'm recycling words, as any good environmentally conscious writer would do. - Unlek Swain

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life. - Jean Paul Richter

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have. - Goldie Hawn

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen


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