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Redneck Word For Today

English lessons, one politician at a time

Redneck Word For Today thanks to Mike King

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Words do not make flour. - Italian Proverb

Exorcism: The unspooken word. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

Action speaks louder than words. - Unknown

Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

Wouldn't let 'em get in a word wedgewise. - Archie Bunker

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? - Steven Wright

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

It was my ambition all of my life to be master of the spoken word. - Winston Churchill

Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower. - Bruce Feirstein

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

Words can be deceitful, but pantomime necessarily is simple, clear and direct. - Marcel Marceau

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? - George Carlin

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. - Josh Billings

A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby

We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

The educated Southerner has no use for an "R", except at the beginning of a word. - Mark Twain

Critics search for ages for the wrong word which, to give them credit, they eventually find. - Peter Ustinov

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song - its that they know them all. - Susan Dooley

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. - Mark Twain

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

To read means to obtain meaning from words, and legibility is that quality which enables words to be read easily, quickly, and accurately. - John C Tarr

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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Plankstanders

Millionaire Women

Laptop Cooler

Scan Scam

Motorcycle Taxi

I've Got Time

Clangeroo

Redneck Cooler

Instead Of Flowers

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I Love Summer

Karma Towing

Salmon-chanted Evening

Hands On Tree

Fart Facts

New Medicare Program for Senior Citizens

Down Under Bat

Muffler Hanger